FUNNY ADS FOR BORING BUSINESSES.
I make ads people actually watch. Dumpters. Septic tanks. Bail Bonds. Excavation. Beard oil. Caskets. Sex toys. Bring it.
YOUR FIRST AD IS $500.
First-time business offer. Creative only. Posting to my audience is separate.
TURNS OUT PEOPLE DO WATCH ADS.
You just have to make one that doesn't suck.
JEFFERSON EXCAVATION
*THEIR FIRST AD
ONE AD.
123K ORGANIC VIEWS.
A TON OF NEW LEADS.
2 JOBS ALREADY CONFORMED. ENOUGH LEADS TO STAY BUSY FOR WEEKS.
"BEST INVESTMENT I COULD HAVE MADE.."
TRACY HAWKINS, JEFFERSON EXCAVATION
THEN WE DID IT AGAIN.
SAME BUSINESS. TWO DIFFERENT ADS. BOTH OVER 300K+ ORGANIC VIEWS.
706K+ ORGANIC VIEWS
ACROSS TWO ADS FOR A SANITATION COMPANY
TURNS OUT TRASH AIN'T THAT BORING.
Alexis Bail Bonds
Alexis Bail Bonds
FROM SEPTIC TANKS TO SEX TOYS.
If there’s a business in it, I can probably find the joke.
SEPTIC • SANITATION • EXCAVATION • BAIL BONDS • CABINETS • BEARD OIL • PET TRANSPORT • FISHING CHARTERS • FIREFIGHTER EQUIPMENT • ADAM & EVE
THE MORE BORING YOUR BUSINESS SOUNDS, THE MORE I WANT IT.
SPEAKING OF SEX TOYS...
TURNS OUT THEY SOLD, TOO.
$58,418 CLIENT-REPORTED TRACKED SALES
1,462 TRACKED ORDERS
974 FIRST-TIME ORDERS
Adam & Eve purchases tracked using my SIMS discount code across available 2020–2022 campaign reports.
Historical campaign that included distribution to my audience. Distribution is separate from the $500 creative-only offer. Sales shown are before costs. Results aren't guaranteed.
NEVER WORKED WITH ME BEFORE?
GIVE ME ONE SHOT.
$500
Normally, the creative is $1,500.
But I'm not asking a small business that's never worked with me to throw fifteen hundred bucks at me and just hope I'm funny.
YOUR FIRST ONE IS $500.
ONE ORIGINAL CONCEPT • ONE FINISHED VIDEO • ONE REVISION
Creative only. Posting to my audience is available separately.
THIS AIN'T A MARKETING AGENCY.
No discovery call about your brand journey. No 47-email chain.
01 — PAY $500.
02 — TELL ME WHAT THE HELL YOU DO.
03 — I MAKE THE DAMN AD.
After checkout, you'll fill out a short form. I get what I need and get to work.
THAT'S IT.
YOU KNOW YOUR BUSINESS. I KNOW HOW TO MAKE PEOPLE GIVE A SHIT.
Give me one shot.
First-time business offer. Limited spots.