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UPCOMING COURT DATES
WHAT PEOPLE ARE SAYING
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"Best show ever. Plus he's so hot."
- Definitely A Real Person
⭐⭐☆☆☆
"He owes me money. Fuck him."
- Craig
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"He's still doing that?"
- My Mom
"We do not know this man."
- TIME MAGAZINE
"Nominated For Best Personality"
- PORNHUB
The O-Shit! Kit
Started as a joke. Now my ass can't live without it.
• Installs in about 10 minutes
• Fits most standard toilets
• Surprisingly life-changing
THIS MAN SHOULD NOT HAVE YOUR PHONE NUMBER
Tour dates. Free tickets. An uncomfortable amount of access to my inner monologue.
TEXT DUSTY TO 201-940-1646
GIVE IT TO HIM ANYWAY
1 BILLION+ VIEWS
2M+ FOLLOWERS
AVAILABLE FOR BAD IDEAS
Comedy Shows.
Private Events.
Corporate Events.
Gender Reveals.
Funerals Attended.
Also Sabotage.
© Dustin Sims • Under New Management (Still Me)
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