HarrimanTN
Princess Theatre
“We do not
TIME
know this man.”
COMEDIAN. STORYTELLER. ALABAMA’S PROBLEM.
BAD DECISIONS.GOOD STORIES.
I do dumb shit and tell everybody about it.
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PERSONALIZED VIDEOSLET ME TALK SHIT
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2027 REDNECK RENDEZVOUS TOURYOUR TOWN.
YOUR TOWN.
MY BAD DECISIONS.
A week in your town.
A comedy show on Saturday.
I show up early to get to know your town. Where to eat. Who to meet. Who y’all are gonna warn me about.
Doniphan went first. Nine days later: a mullet, a tattoo, and an inflatable unicorn held for ransom.
Now I’m looking for the next town. Apparently I learned nothing.
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THE MAN RESPONSIBLE
I’M DUSTIN SIMS.
I grew up in Muscadine, Alabama. That probably explains a few things.
I’ve always liked the people everybody else thinks are weird. Those are usually my favorites.
Now I travel the country telling stories about my life, my family, and the people I meet. Somehow, this counts as a job.
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