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BAD DECISIONS.
GOOD STORIES.

Comedian • Storyteller • Banned from Motel 6

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YOUR TOWN NEXT? Give me your ZIP. I’ll try to behave.

ON THE ROAD

Upcoming shows and court dates.

OCT 17
Harriman, tn

Princess Theatre • 7 PM Eastern • Doors 6 PM

OCT 22
wichita, ks

loony bin

OCT 23-24
tulsa, ok

loony bin

NOV 7
montgomery, tx

guitars & classic cars ranch

REDNECK RENDEZVOUS

YOUR TOWN.
MY BAD DECISIONS.

I’m taking the RV to small towns and showing up before the show. Y’all tell me where to eat, what to do, and who the hell I need to meet. Then we get everybody together for a comedy show, and I write about the town and whatever happened while I was there. Doniphan went first. I showed up nine days early and left with a mullet, a tattoo, and an inflatable unicorn that had been held for ransom. Think your town can top that?

Dustin Sims performing on an outdoor stage in front of a lawn-chair crowd at dusk

“Great personality.”

Pornhub

“We don’t know this man.”

Time magazine

“He’s still doing that?”

His mom

REDNECK RENDEZVOUS

YOUR TOWN.
MY BAD DECISIONS.

I’m taking the RV to small towns and showing up before the show. Y’all tell me where to eat, what to do, and who the hell I need to meet. Then we get everybody together for a comedy show, and I write about the town and whatever happened while I was there. Doniphan went first. I showed up nine days early and left with a mullet, a tattoo, and an inflatable unicorn that had been held for ransom. Think your town can top that?

Dustin Sims performing on an outdoor stage in front of a lawn-chair crowd at dusk
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BUY A FUCKING SHIRT.

It’s a shirt. You’ve spent money on dumber shit.

MAKE YOUR TOWN MY PROBLEM.

Give me your ZIP and email. If there’s somebody I need to meet or some weird shit I need to see, tell me.

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