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LET ME TALK SHIT
TO SOMEBODY
YOU LOVE.

Birthdays, anniversaries, or somebody who needs to be told to go fuck himself.

01 JESSICA’S REQUEST

Brian’s been “fixing” the bathroom sink since Easter. Somehow he found time to buy a fishing rod.

02 WHAT BRIAN GOT

THE ACTUAL VIDEO
03 NOW WHO ARE WE TALKING SHIT TO?
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Give me their name, the occasion, and the shit they think I don’t know about. You choose how spicy.

What should I put in the request?

How to say their name. An inside joke. That one thing they won’t shut up about. And anything you want me to leave alone. The order form walks you through it.

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