1 commercial
$300One original video for your business.
TRY $300 DEMOCUSTOM BUSINESS COMMERCIALS · DUSTIN SIMSYOUR BUSINESS.
YOUR BUSINESS.
MY BAD IDEAS.
I make a funny video that advertises your business. You post it.
I write it. I film it. You approve the idea first.
PICK ONE. PAY ONCE.
Preview only. Try either package below. Checkout is not open and you won’t be charged.
3 commercials
$750Same business. Three different ideas.Save $150 · Delivered together.
TRY $750 DEMOChoose your package. Pay through Stripe. Then tell me about your business.
Clean or cussing. Your call. Same price.
USD · No subscription. Posting on my page is not included.
WATCH WHAT I MADE FOR HOMETOWN SANITATION
REAL BUSINESS. REAL COMMERCIAL.
331K
RECORDED VIEWSOn their company’s Facebook post.
They posted it. I didn’t share it to my audience.
Historical organic result. Views aren’t leads or sales. Results aren’t guaranteed.
This example has cussing. Yours doesn’t have to.
HERE’S WHAT YOU’RE BUYING.A FINISHED VIDEO.
A FINISHED VIDEO.
READY TO POST.
I get their attention with something funny. Then I work your business and offer into the story. Entertain first. Then sell.
- A commercial written and filmed just for your business
- Your approval before filming
- A captioned vertical video, typically 45–90 seconds
- A ready-to-post caption and one minor finishing revision
Use it on your social pages, website, or paid social ads.
Production, cancellation & usage termsHERE’S HOW IT WORKS.
- 01
CHOOSE & PAY.
One commercial or three. One-time payment through Stripe.
- 02
TELL ME THE BASICS.
After payment, tell me what you do, what to promote, and who you want to reach.
- 03
APPROVE IT. I’LL FILM IT.
You approve the idea. I make the commercial and send the finished files.
First-delivery target: 10 calendar days after payment and a complete brief, with pauses for required information, changes, or approval. I’ll email your specific estimate after review. Filmed from my RV. No on-location shoot.
SEE TWO MORE REAL COMMERCIALS
Alexis Bail Bonds and Anderson Septic. Different businesses, different jokes. These examples contain adult language. Yours can be clean.
BEFORE YOU HIRE THIS MAN.
Do I have to write anything or be on camera?
No script. No filming. Just tell me about your business. I write an original commercial and film it from my RV, either as myself or in a Dustin-and-Dusty ‘Talking to Myself’ format. No travel or on-location production.
Can it be clean?
Absolutely. No cussing required, and no extra charge. You choose the language and boundaries before I film.
What do I receive?
A captioned vertical MP4, typically 45–90 seconds, plus a written caption you can copy into your post. The three-pack includes three distinct commercials for the same business, made as one batch and delivered together. The older examples show the style, not the length of your video.
When will it be ready?
First-delivery target: 10 calendar days after payment and a complete brief. The clock pauses for required information, changes, or your approval. I’ll email your delivery estimate after reviewing your brief. Same target for the three-pack; a finishing revision may add time.
Do I approve it? What can I change?
You approve the concept and business facts in writing before filming, with one consolidated concept-adjustment round included. After delivery, you get one minor finishing revision per video, such as captions, contact details, an end card, or a simple trim. Request it within 7 calendar days; the target is 3 business days. New concepts or reshoots need a separate quote. My errors are fixed free.
Can I cancel?
Yes, before filming: $300 back for a single, or $250 for each unfilmed video in the three-pack. Once filming starts on an approved concept, there’s no change-of-mind refund for that video. If I can’t fulfill an affected, undelivered video, I refund it. Refunded concepts and videos can’t be used. Your statutory consumer rights still apply.
Where can I post it?
Your business’s social pages, website, and paid social ads. Ongoing, non-exclusive use with no renewal fee. It doesn’t include posting or running ads from my account, resale, AI cloning/training, unrelated endorsements, exclusivity, or TV/broadcast use. Views, sales, and platform ad approval aren’t guaranteed.
OPTIONAL. SEPARATE FROM YOUR VIDEO.WANT ME
WANT ME
TO POST IT, TOO?
+$1,500 for one approved post on my Facebook comedy page.
Ask first. I choose a maximum of one to two per month. I approve the video and posting window before you pay. Buying a commercial does not reserve a post.
ASK ABOUT A FACEBOOK POST
LET’S MAKE YOUR
BUSINESS FUNNY.
1 commercial · $300 / 3 commercials · $750
CHOOSE MY PACKAGEOne-time payment. Made for your business.